- ♪ CATS AND COMPANY HAVE FUN ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ NEW ADVENTURES EVERY DAY ♪
♪ THE CATS WILL ALWAYS GET THEIR WAY ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY MAKE A MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ CATS AND COMPANY HAVE FUN ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ NEW ADVENTURES EVERY DAY ♪
♪ CATS AND COMPANY
♪ THEY CAN WIN IT WITH YOU! ♪
- COME ON, YOU CAN CATCH HIM.
SPEED UP!
GREAT SHOW, HUH, HEATHCLIFF?
- WE'LL BE BACK TO OUR SHOW IN A MOMENT,
BUT FIRST THIS MESSAGE.
REMEMBER, FRIENDS, NEW PURRFECT CAT FOOD
IS THE ONE YOUR CAT WILL PURR FOR.
NOT ONLY IS IT DELICIOUS--
- THERE'S A WRESTLING MATCH I WANT TO SEE ON ANOTHER CHANNEL.
[GRRRRR]
WHAT THE...?
UGHH! WHOA!
[GROANING]
OK, OK. I GIVE UP.
I MUST BE OUT OF PRACTICE.
- IF YOU'D LIKE YOUR CAT TO BE EXTRA HEALTHY AND STRONG,
FEED HIM NEW PURRFECT CAT FOOD.
HE'LL LOVE IT.
AND IF YOU'D LIKE YOUR CAT TO STAR IN ONE OF OUR COMMERCIALS,
WE'LL BE HOLDING AUDITIONS TO FIND ONE FABULOUS FELINE
WHO WILL APPEAR WITH OUR REGULAR SPOKESCAT, WINTHROP.
THE WINNER OF THE AUDITIONS
WILL ALSO RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PURRFECT CAT FOOD.
[ARR ARRRR...]
- WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO BE ON TELEVISION FOR?
OH, I GET IT.
THE FREE CAT FOOD.
[MEOW...OWWW]
♪♪
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE NOT AUDITIONING FOR THAT COMMERCIAL,
AND THAT'S FINAL.
[MEOW MEOW MEEOWWW]
HEY! WHOA!
UGHH!
PERHAPS I WAS A BIT HASTY.
OK, OK. WE'LL GO...
BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T GET SEPARATED AT THE AUDITIONS.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WEAR THIS LEASH.
[MRREOWWW]
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET LOST.
HEY, STOP IT!
WHY DO I EVEN TRY?
- ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYBODY.
WHEN WE DO THE COMMERCIAL, IT'S GOING TO BE DONE LIVE,
SO WE HAVE TO GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
ACTION!
GOOD, GOOD. THAT'S PERFECT.
NOW, GIVE ME A BIG SMILE.
[BOOING AND HISSING]
ALL RIGHT, CAT NUMBER 2, PLEASE GET READY.
HEY! WHAT...?
HEH HEH HEH...
[LAUGHTER]
BYE-BYE.
THAT CAT'S CAREER HAS HIT A NEW LOW. HEH HEH HEH...
[SIGH]
CAT NUMBER 3, IT'S YOUR TURN.
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
NOW, EAT THE FOOD.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
AAAAAH!
- AAH! - AAH!
- TA-TA.
- OHH...
ALL RIGHT, HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE NEXT.
- OH, BOY.
- THESE AUDITIONS WILL GO A LOT SMOOTHER
ONCE WE GET RID OF THAT TROUBLEMAKER HEATHCLIFF.
HUH?
CAN WE GET SOME MAKEUP OVER HERE?
IF I EVER SAW A FACE THAT NEEDED MAKEUP,
IT'S THIS ONE.
[GRRRR]
STOP CLOWNING AROUND.
NOW, LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
[CHEERING]
CUT! CUT!
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TURN DOWN BRAND "X"
AND EAT PURRFECT.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S START AGAIN.
ACTION.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
- YECCHH!
NOOOO!
CUT!
THAT'S IT. NEXT!
- I'M SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T CUT OUT TO BE A SPOKESCAT.
- HUH?
- AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION,
THE WINNER IS...
HEATHCLIFF!
AND THE WINNER IS...
NUMBER 1, MARVIN!
[CHEERING]
- UH-OH.
- NO, NO. STAY AWAY.
M-MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR.
DUE TO PERSISTENCE AND ENTHUSIASM--HEH HEH--
THE NEW WINNER IS...
HEATHCLIFF!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.
WE'LL REWRITE THE COMMERCIAL
SO THAT WINTHROP IS THE PURRFECT KITTY CAT,
AND HEATHCLIFF IS THE BRAND "X" CAT.
HEH HEH HEH HEH...
[CHEERING]
- WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT MY PUBLIC?
I'M THE CAT THAT'S DOING THE COMMERCIAL WITH YA.
- IS THAT SO?
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE PERFECT.
A COMMON ALLEY CAT.
WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW THAT BRAND "X" CAT FOODS
ARE FOR BRAND "X" CATS.
- SO THIS IS WHERE WE DO THE COMMERCIAL.
HEH HEH HEH...
LITTLE WINTHROP IS IN FOR A PERFECT SURPRISE.
FIRST WINTHROP GOES UP...
AND THEN...
COMES THE BEST PART.
WINTHROP...
COMES DOWN.
HEH HEH HEH...
[APPLAUSE]
- THANK YOU. HA HA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OUR SHOW WILL CONTINUE IN A MOMENT,
BUT FIRST THIS MESSAGE FROM PURRFECT CAT FOOD.
YOU KNOW, ONLY A DOWN-AND-OUT ALLEY CAT
WOULD LIKE BRAND "X" CAT FOOD.
BUT A PURRFECT KITTY CAT
WOULDN'T BE SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING LESS
THAN PURRFECT CAT FOOD.
IN FACT, CATS WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR PURRFECT CAT FOOD.
- YEOWWWW...
WHEW...
YEOWWWW!
- HA HA HA HA HA...
- CUT! CUT!
YOU'VE RUINED MY COMMERCIAL!
- HA HA HA HA...
COME BACK HERE!
- WELL, THAT'S SHOW BIZ.
[SOBBING]
- IT SURE IS A SHAME THE COMMERCIAL TURNED OUT SO BAD, HEATHCLIFF.
THIS IS FROM THE BRAND "X" CAT FOOD COMPANY
THANKING YOU FOR YOUR LOYALTY TO THEIR PRODUCT?
- HEE HEE HEE HEE...
- I MIGHT HAVE GUESSED.
- HEE HEE HOO HOO...
[FOG HORN BLOWS]
- I DON'T SEE THE YACHT.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
- OUT WITH THE TIDE, SWEETHEART.
ANY MINUTE NOW.
TRUST ME.
IMAGINE...TROPICAL SUN,
PALM TREES, WHITE SANDY BEACHES...
JUST LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN.
- SOUNDS LIKE A CAT HISSING.
WHICH REMINDS ME...
- IF YOU'RE THINKING OF HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, AND MONGO,
I PROMISE YOU, THEY DON'T KNOW A THING
ABOUT OUR TRIP TO THE SOUTH SEAS.
TRUST ME.
- DUH, I WANT TO PLAY IN THE OCEAN.
- QUIET. SHH.
- BUT WE ALWAYS GO WITH RIFFRAFF.
- NOT IF HE HEARS US. NOW, PIPE DOWN.
[SIGH]
[METAL CREAKS]
- HUH?
- WE'LL BE PULLED IN HALF CHASING AFTER RIFFRAFF.
- WHAT DID I TELL YA?
A SAILBOAT.
- IS THIS THE SAME BOAT YOU PICKED OUT?
SOMEHOW IT LOOKS DIFFERENT.
- DON'T WORRY. IT'S THE FOG...
PLAYS TRICKS WITH YOUR EYES.
COMIN' ABOARD.
- OOF!
- YOUR LUGGAGE, MADAME.
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
- YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND. IT'S STARTING TO UNWIND.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THEY BROUGHT THEIR YACHT.
- THAT'S THE BOAT WE WANT.
- ♪ BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY
- AND NOW TO OUR CABINS, MY DEAR.
- ♪ BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY
WHEEE!
THIS IS GREAT.
- WILL YOU STOP IT, YOU LUNKHEAD?
- HERE COMES THE SHIP. I'M LOSING MY GRIP.
- I STOPPED IT, HECTOR. AIN'T YA PROUD?
- HEY, YOU BOOB, YOU'RE STRETCHING THE TUBE.
- OH, NOOOO...
- UGHH!
- ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME?
- AHH...
AT LAST.
AFTER WEEKS AT SEA,
FINALLY A TROPICAL ISLAND.
CLEO. LAND HO.
- SOME CABIN.
YOU MEAN WE'RE FINALLY THERE?
- SEE FOR YOURSELF.
- OHH...
A SOUTH SEAS HOLIDAY,
AND WITHOUT YOUR NERDY FRIENDS TO MESS IT UP.
- AH, BASICALLY, THEY'RE OK GUYS.
OF COURSE IT'S EASY TO SAY THAT,
NOW THAT THEY'RE SO FAR AWAY.
- OH, THE ISLANDS DO LOOK ROMANTIC.
RIFFRAFF, THE ISLAND...
- THEY'RE GONNA HATE ME WHEN I TELL THEM ABOUT THIS VACATION.
HUH?
- RIFFRAFF, WE'RE SAILING AWAY FROM THE ISLAND.
- SAILING AWAY FROM THE ISLAND?
- I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU.
LOOK WHERE WE'RE GOING.
[THUNDER]
UNTIL YOU COME UP WITH YOUR NEXT BRILLIANT NOTION,
I WILL BE IN MY SO-CALLED CABIN.
- GIRLS...
CAN'T UNDERSTAND 'EM.
YEP. STILL HEADED SOUTH.
WE'LL GET THERE YET.
I'LL JUST WAIT OUT HERE.
CLEO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
CLEO?
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS OUTFIT?
- WHERE ELSE?
IT WAS STORED IN MY CABIN.
- THAT'S FUNNY--
THERE'S STUFF LIKE THAT IN MY CABIN, TOO.
- MAYBE IT'S A CLUE ABOUT WHERE WE'RE GOING.
- SOMEBODY'S COMING.
QUICK. IN HERE.
- DOGS?
YOU'RE HEARING THINGS IN YOUR SLEEP.
- LAST NIGHT. ON MY HONOR, HECTOR--
DOGS.
- HEY, MONGO,
YA FEEL ANY PAIN WITH FROSTBITE OF THE BRAIN?
- THERE'S DOGS ON THIS BOAT
AND OTHER ANIMALS, TOO.
I SEEN 'EM...
ALL DRESSED UP FOR A FANCY DINNER.
- AH, BE QUIET.
- DOESN'T IT FEEL WONDERFUL?
- SO COOL, SO FROSTY, SO COLD.
- CLEO, SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON OUT HERE.
- THERE THEY GO, HECTOR.
SEE?
- MONGO, GET BACK IN HERE.
- HURRY. COME ON, WE'LL BE LATE.
- OH, I LOVE BALLOONS.
- I TOLD YOU--
THEY'RE ALL DRESSED UP FOR A PARTY,
AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE BALLOONS.
- OH, NO!
- RIFFRAFF, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING FROM ME...
- SHH.
- HEH HEH.
WHOOPS.
QUICK, YOU GUYS, HIDE.
[GROWLING]
- WHAT IS THIS?
- DIDN'T I TELL YA?
[BARKING]
- HI, RIFFRAFF.
HI, CLEO.
- HEH HEH HEH...
[BARKING]
- OH. TWO MORE OF THEM.
- STOWAWAYS. THEY'RE GOING TO BE SORRY.
- HEY, GUYS...
- OUCH!
- OH, LOOK OUT!
- OH, BOY. THE GANG'S ALL HERE.
- HAVIN' FUN IN THE SUN.
- THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, RIFFRAFF,
SO YOU'RE TAKING US TO THE SOUTH SEAS, HUH?
- THESE ARE HE SOUTH SEAS.
- IT'S TRUE.
WE'RE GOING SOUTH, ALL RIGHT...
TO THE SOUTH POLE.
- WE'RE ON A SCIENTIFIC EXPEDITION
TO ANTARCTICA.
WE'RE GOING HOME.
- I WANT TO GO TO MY HOME.
- DON'T WORRY.
WHEN THEIR RESEARCH IS OVER,
YOU CAN ALL GO HOME.
- RESEARCH?
- AND HOW LONG WILL THAT BE?
- OH, IT'S ONLY 2 YEARS.
- 2 YEARS? - 2 YEARS?
- GRRRR...
- UH, GEE, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN SCIENCE.
- GET US OFF OF THIS BOAT!
- WE CAN HAVE AN EXPEDITION, TOO.
JUST TRUST ME.
- THIS HAD BETTER WORK, RIFFRAFF.
- NOW!
- WE'RE IN A RUSH,
SO WE GOTTA SAY BYE.
- UP, UP, AND AWAY.
- WHAT ABOUT MONGO?
- DON'T LEAVE ME!
[BARKING]
- HURRY!
[BARKING]
- WHOA!
- HE'S TOO HEAVY. WE'LL SINK!
- OH, NO!
UH, I GOT AN IDEA.
WHEEE!
- DO COME AGAIN!
- FAT CHANCE!
- WAY TO GO, MONGO.
PULL US OUTTA HERE.
- MUSH. MUSH.
- YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC.
- WE BETTER ACT FAST BEFORE WE RUN OUTTA GAS.
- HOW YOU GONNA GET US OUTTA THIS?
- WE, UH, HAVE A LITTLE SWIM?
- SWIM?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.
- GRRRR... - GRRR....
- AT LEAST THE WATER IS WARM.
- WHITE, SANDY BEACHES...
PALM TREES...
YOU DID IT.
YOU GOT US HERE.
- HEY, WHAT DID I TELL YA?
JUST TRUST ME.
HEH HEH HEH...
- IT MAY BE CUTE WHEN YOUR LITTLE PUPPY JUMPS UP TO GREET YOU.
BUT WHEN HE GETS OLDER...
IT MAY NOT SEEM SO CUTE ANYMORE.
YECCHH!
SO TRAIN YOUR PUPPY TO SIT,
AND DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH JUMPING ON YOUR FRIENDS.
THAT WAY, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM AS HE IS TO SEE YOU.
AND THAT MEANS YOU, PUPPY.
- ARF ARF!
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY MAKE A MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU! ♪